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Why do kamakazie pilots wear helmets? |
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GrPanic: They wanted to be stylish. "Hey Bob, I am wearing my Silver Dragon Helmet today." "Joe you going to crash into that tanker with all the rocket fuel?" "Yes Bob... I think I just might do that, but not before I brush my teeth and clip my toe nails." "Great Joe, just remember to buckle in tight. You wouldn't want to loose an arm or leg." |
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Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup? |
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GrPanic: They prolly enjoy it more than litterate people. Litterate people know what the symbols mean, which in turn they can use to their benefit by spelling out words in their spoons. Illiterate people probably think its a sign that everytime they get three symbols that appear the same in their spoon they are going to be beamed up to the mother ship. Nai Inakamono: But... there is no spoon. GrPanic: That is a matter of perspective. Litterate people can spell spoon, therefore they know what one is. Illiterate people use their hands Nai Inakamono: Or they hire someone that can spell it for them... because we all know that ignorance is bliss... therefore the ignorant must be filthy rich.. because that is blissfull |